adolescent boys and middle-aged men sometimes develop breasts

when we start going out we will be great together and never argue.
i will be a clothes-stand for your underwear. you will put your pants over my face.
i will wear your bra around my ass. then i will wear it like a mask.
i will be a home for your insecurities. i will let you eat cake with a teaspoon.
we will share more than our character flaws.

i will tell you that your flaws are the reason i like you.
then it will become clear that we are two different people.

with a different destiny. (if you believe that.)
at this point we will just be friends and try not to speak about love again.