man is defined as a human being and a woman as a female

equality is walking through a door at the same time together.

i always let her go through first (whoever she is)

because i don't want to get stuck.

i don't want to be fed by the royal mail

and have people take photos of our bums.

her bum looks so good

that no one would look at mine.

Feminism should aim to make doors wider.