my friend is in the middle of telling me her dream
when my phone rings and I say,
“that’s the ‘i don’t care’ alarm.”
and she does a little laugh
but looks hurt
so i say;
'i was joking.'
but i wasn’t.
i meant it.
i think the world is in trouble
when tubes of toothpaste have
‘squeeze from bottom towards cap’
written on them.
sometimes I wish sex was like laser tag.
if I’m wrong about everything else at least I’m right about being psychic.
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