an effective way to lose body fat is to burn slightly more calories than you take in

i saw a girl in shorts
who should never wear shorts.

but a friend said;
'cellulite is a fine and normal part of people's legs.'

and the girl in shorts bragged to a barman
about all of the empty bottles her group of friends had drunk.

and said;
'that's what we've done today.'

she reminded me of a small child,

or a cat bringing a dead animal for its owner.

it was meant to be impressive. and it was. in a way.
but she still shouldn't wear shorts.